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What medical resources are available to Arizonans who need surgery to remove the smiles from their faces?

Friday, August 21st, 2009
Sergeant Vince Carter, USMC asked:


After hearing that Comrade Janet Napolitano has accepted a spot in the Messiah administration?

Is it covered under ObamaCare? Will we have to wait in line for the surgery?

On another note, I was glad to hear that Comrade Janet promised to clean up her budget mess before she leaves. We’re all waiting to see how she moves the pieces on the chess board around to hide her mess.

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Does anyone remember the fake smiles and resigned body language of Pat Nixon before her husband’s resignation?

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009
Cecil T asked:


The hollow smiles and defeated body language permeated her infrequent public appearances.

It was a shame to witness.

I see the same hollow smiles and contrived body language on the part of Laura Bush when she makes all of her public appearances.

With the all-time low public opinion numbers and impending roasting of her husband in the history books, Laura is fully aware that their most protracted nightmare of national embarrassment is just beginning.

And you can see it in her eyes and in her body language no matter how hard she tries to conjure a beaming smile.

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